This gift is one I hope you have all the days of your life. And I hope you get the chance to laugh out loud at least 20x or more per day!!! Here’s some funnies to jumpstart your gift:
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? He had low ELF esteem.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
I meant to behave but there were too many other options 🙂
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out!
When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, ‘There’s no business like snow business.’
Office Holiday Memo
To: All Employees
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season
Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).
Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.
Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill)
Work requests are not to be filed under “Bah humbug.”
Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma’s house.
All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.
Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.
In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.
Christmas: the time when everyone gets Santamental
and a funny clip
Hope you enjoyed!