Free for all
Pure, white sand…
Flecked with glitter…
Tons and tons and tons of it!!!
Bring boxes, bring bags, bring trucks
And it will be loaded free
As much as you WANT!!!
Great for rolling in a ball
Great for building men, women, or children
Great for those expansive forts.
For speedy delivery
Right to your door
Call 1-800-WONS
But you better hurry
As this offer expires in April
After that,
The sand will s l o w l y




(Thanks to Frank for letting me ‘borrow’ his idea!)

Hope if you have piles of sand, you are staying safe,


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